When you're 4 and 2, the only thing cooler than finding a sweet stick in the shape of a "shooter gun" is waiting for Daddy to come home!
Here's how to do it:
1. Tell Mommy you won't eat until Daddy gets home.
2. Get in a major fight with your brother that results in separating yourself from said brother.
3. Go to the front porch and wait.
4. And wait...
5. Start licking and blowing raspberries on the glass door.
6. Refrain from running in to the driveway to greet Daddy!